Martin Bartholomew
Lead Vocals/Rhythm Guitar
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Martin Bartholomew - International Super Fiend and alleged musician
Started playing guitar in his teens as it sounded better than saying he was unemployed and because someone said he would meet girls! Any other information is either a) classified b) embarrassing or c) both, simultaneously. Founder and sole member of his own fan club. Known for using any outlandish excuse to get another guitar and attracting the women that your mum would not approve of! Sexualy identified as a
Bourbon soaked Neo-viking Electro Samurai!
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